🦞 "I Love My German Shepherd" (Lobster Edition) Hoodie
Description:
You could love a regular dog... but you're built different. This shirt is for the unhinged elite who proudly declare their love for their "German Shepherd"—a majestic sea beast with claws, not paws.
Featuring a jacked-up lobster, dramatic lightning, and golden text straight outta 2003 YouTube intros, this design is what happens when delusion meets devotion. It makes no sense. And that's why it’s perfect.
Wear it to confuse strangers, disappoint biology teachers, and start conversations that lead absolutely nowhere.
Details:
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Soft, breathable cotton tee / warm fleece hoodie
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High-voltage print that slaps harder than reality
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Unisex sizing – for crustacean lovers of all kinds
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Hoodie features double-lined hood and kangaroo pocket
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Tee is pre-shrunk and chaos-ready
It’s not a phase. It’s a lifestyle.
Long live the German Shepherd (lobster).